The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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