Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
