Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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