it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Sober January is a disaster.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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