she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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