His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize