do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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