I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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