I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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