Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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