I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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