I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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