My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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