Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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