nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
