we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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