i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize