If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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