This is not my ceiling
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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