Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
