I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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