are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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