I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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