My room smells like vodka and shame
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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