he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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