Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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