Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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