Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
ttyl tear gas
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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