yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Pooping to opera.
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