I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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