I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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