if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just high enough for therapy.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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