I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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