How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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