ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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