ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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