my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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