She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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