Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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