you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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