I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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