I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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