I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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