I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize