Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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