Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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