Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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