he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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