I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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