im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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