The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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