I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
