remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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