What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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