I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Drunk is not a location!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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